Funny jokes, isn't it?

लोट पोट करने बाली चुट्कुले

1) एक हैदराबादी लड़का स्कूल से रोता हुआ घर गया

भाई: काइकु रोरा?
लड़का: टीचर मारी मेरेकू।
भाई: काइकू मारी तैरेकु?
लड़का: मे मुर्गी बोलै उसकू।
भाई: अरे काइकू ऐसा बोला तु।
लड़का: काइकू मतलब? हर बार मेरेकु एग्जाम में आंडा देती बो।

2) दो बाचे होस्टल मे

पप्पू- अरे उठबे । कॉलेज नही जाना आज।
रोहक_- अरे तूने ही तो काहाथा।
पप्पू- मेने कब कहा नजाने को।
रोहक- अरे कल ही तो कहा तूने की एक जगह पर बार बार जाने से इज्जत कम हो जाती है।

3)टीचर_ राजू , घर की परिभाषा बताओ।

राजू-" जो घर हौसले से बनते हे बो 'हाउस',
जिस घर मे हबन होता हे बो 'होम',
जिस घर मे हबा चलती हे बो 'हवेली',
जिन घरों में दीवारों के भी कान होते हे बो 'मकान',
जिन घरों की लोन देते देते आदमी लेट जाता है बो 'फ्लैट', और
जिन घरो मे यह भी पता नहो की बगल बाले घर मे कौन रहता है बो 'बुंगला' कहलाते है।

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