English: A Weird Language

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"English : A Weird Language"

Let's face it
English is a weird language
There is no sand in a sandwich.


No ham in a hamburger,πŸ”

 And neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

🍎+🌲≠🍍

 Quicksand takes you down slowly,

 Boxing rings are square.πŸ₯Š

 "TO" is pronounced /tu:/ but "GO" is not /Ι‘u:/. 

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing? πŸ–Ž

If the plural of tooth is teeth, 𝩒

Shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

 If a vegetarian eats vegetables, πŸ…

What does a humanitarian eat? 

When stars are out,they are visible, 🌠

But when lights are out they are invisible.πŸ’‘

 Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?πŸ„

 And that's why you fill in a form by filling it out,

 And a bell is only heard after it goes.πŸ•­

And why when i wind up my watch , it starts⌚

 but when i wind up this observation, it ends.

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