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Inflation is so high in India that 'Kaun Banega Crorepati' Show has to cut one lifeline from the show.

CONTEXT

'Kaun Banega Crorepati'(loosly translates to Who wants to be a Millionare)is an Indian Television Show. In this show contestants were earlier given 4 Lifelines(mediums to get the answer of the question).
Now the show offers only 3 lifelines.

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